Expert Flatterer T-Shirts

'Do you get your good looks from your mother or your father?'

Copycats

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

"Call me?"

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

'Your place or mine?'

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

"I'm gonna be a 'New Yorker' cartoonist. You're not supposed to understand it."

"I can't come in today, I'm feeling like myself."

Barman In Love.

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

'Sexy...I love what you're doing with your ears.'

'Coleridge'

"The etchings are in the library."

'You're right, Mr. Benson, no question about it...I agree...yes! Absolutely! Yes...yes...'

"I'd like to be the cream in your coffee."

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

'I just want you to know, sir, that I have always been a big fan of your income.'

'That guy is SO tacky.'

"Bring us your dustiest bottle of wine."

"Estella, you have the two most beautiful eyes in the world."

'It's funny because it's true.'

Massage parlour offering therapeutic, Swedish, and ego massages.

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

A Discreet Hint.

"He hasn't got much chance with her. She just told me to get lost, and I'm her husband!"

'He hasn't taken his eyes off us all evening-he's watching us like a Mo-hawk!'

"It's the drink talking"

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

'How many husbands have I had? Do you mean excluding my own?'

It's academic

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 3

"Here's a guy who has women falling over him."

"How do you respond to critics who claim you're just trying to scare people?"