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'Do you get your good looks from your mother or your father?'

Copycats

"Call me?"

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"I'm gonna be a 'New Yorker' cartoonist. You're not supposed to understand it."

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

Barman In Love.

"I can't come in today, I'm feeling like myself."

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

'Sexy...I love what you're doing with your ears.'

'Coleridge'

'You're right, Mr. Benson, no question about it...I agree...yes! Absolutely! Yes...yes...'

"The etchings are in the library."

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

'I just want you to know, sir, that I have always been a big fan of your income.'

"Bring us your dustiest bottle of wine."

"Estella, you have the two most beautiful eyes in the world."

'It's funny because it's true.'

'That guy is SO tacky.'

Massage parlour offering therapeutic, Swedish, and ego massages.

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

It's academic

"He hasn't got much chance with her. She just told me to get lost, and I'm her husband!"

A Discreet Hint.

'How many husbands have I had? Do you mean excluding my own?'

"Here's a guy who has women falling over him."

"It's the drink talking"

'He hasn't taken his eyes off us all evening-he's watching us like a Mo-hawk!'

"How do you respond to critics who claim you're just trying to scare people?"

'How do you expect me to remember. . . when every year you look younger?'