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"I know this sounds like a line, but nice shooting."

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

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"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

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"You look so beautiful, glistening in the moonlight."

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

"Eres la chica mas linda del mundo."

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

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"Wow, you look sexy today."

"Thank you, Nathaniel. I think you, too, are a very scary young lawyer."

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

"At Hooters I'd already have three compliments on my tie!"

"Relax. I just wanted to tell you that you're doing a good job."

'It's my assistant - fishing for compliments.'

'Another martini please.'

"To toast!"

"By the way… If no one has mentioned this before, we think you're swell."

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"Gracie, can you make me soar?"

'Oooh, I love what you've done with your hair...That top looks lovely on you and have you lost weight?'

"Sure, you're an elephant, but you're not at all elephantine."

'It wasn't me - but I'm sure whoever did it had a good reason. Looks, charm and 10 aliases only get you so far.'

'You dance like my mother.'

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"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

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". . . But, hey, man, I just want to say this in all sincerity, man, that you are the greatest, man, you the el numero uno cat in my book, man you. . ."

'That dress certainly matches your eyes.'

"Your eyes are like limpid pools. Allergies hitting you pretty bad, huh?"

"Before I start the test, Ms. Masten....May I say you've never looked lovelier!"

"Bev, send in someone who knows when I'm fishing for compliments."

'It was very good.'

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