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"I like your tie. It says something about you."

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

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"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"You look so beautiful, glistening in the moonlight."

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

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"Eres la chica mas linda del mundo."

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'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

"Wow, you look sexy today."

"Thank you, Nathaniel. I think you, too, are a very scary young lawyer."

"At Hooters I'd already have three compliments on my tie!"

"Relax. I just wanted to tell you that you're doing a good job."

'It's my assistant - fishing for compliments.'

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

"By the way… If no one has mentioned this before, we think you're swell."

Mixed Marriage: Downhill Racer.

"Gracie, can you make me soar?"

'You dance like my mother.'

'Oooh, I love what you've done with your hair...That top looks lovely on you and have you lost weight?'

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"Sure, you're an elephant, but you're not at all elephantine."

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'That dress certainly matches your eyes.'

"Your eyes are like limpid pools. Allergies hitting you pretty bad, huh?"

Frank Hires a Relationship Coach.

"Before I start the test, Ms. Masten....May I say you've never looked lovelier!"

"Bev, send in someone who knows when I'm fishing for compliments."

'It was very good.'

Complimentary nuts: 'You may well be the most handsome, virile chap in the room tonight.'