Express their discerning taste and love for honest critique with a clever t-shirt. Perfect for casual wear, it combines humor and personality in a fun, wearable statement.
Oh, you shouldn't have. Shouldn't have what? Really, it's just too much. So thoughtful. Very kind. I have no idea what you're talking about. But I hope you're being sarcastic. Because I'm going to be really upset if you're genuinely accusing me of being thoughtful and kind. How could you forget, you cheap and callous bottom feeder? That's better. Now, what are you talking about?
"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.
"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."
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Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'
"You look so beautiful, glistening in the moonlight."
Final words on gravestones.
'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'
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"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."
"Wow, you look sexy today."
"Thank you, Nathaniel. I think you, too, are a very scary young lawyer."
'It's my assistant - fishing for compliments.'
"I loved your embarrassing personal essay in the 'Times.' "
"By the way… If no one has mentioned this before, we think you're swell."
Animal Olympics: 'What do you say next year we have some non-cheetah races?'
Mixed Marriage: Downhill Racer.
"Gracie, can you make me soar?"
Nutty Assistants
Self esteem clinic - Go ahead, take a number. You deserve it.
"Not to blow my own horn, but the ad for my book in the 'Times' called it 'extraordinary'."
'You dance like my mother.'
'I'm all talked out. Let's look into some gene therapy.'
"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."
"Sure, you're an elephant, but you're not at all elephantine."
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'That dress certainly matches your eyes.'
"Your eyes are like limpid pools. Allergies hitting you pretty bad, huh?"
"Before I start the test, Ms. Masten....May I say you've never looked lovelier!"
Frank Hires a Relationship Coach.
"We had to lay off most of the staff to pay for the consultants."
Complimentary nuts: 'You may well be the most handsome, virile chap in the room tonight.'
"I don't know if I've mentioned this before, Greg, but you are a very attractive man."
"Good Dad, Bad Dad"
'It was very good.'
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