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'Um, nice tie. Birthday present?'

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

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'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

"You look so beautiful, glistening in the moonlight."

"Eres la chica mas linda del mundo."

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'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

"Wow, you look sexy today."

"Thank you, Nathaniel. I think you, too, are a very scary young lawyer."

'It's my assistant - fishing for compliments.'

"Relax. I just wanted to tell you that you're doing a good job."

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

"At Hooters I'd already have three compliments on my tie!"

"By the way… If no one has mentioned this before, we think you're swell."

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"Gracie, can you make me soar?"

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"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

'You dance like my mother.'

'Oooh, I love what you've done with your hair...That top looks lovely on you and have you lost weight?'

". . . But, hey, man, I just want to say this in all sincerity, man, that you are the greatest, man, you the el numero uno cat in my book, man you. . ."

"Sure, you're an elephant, but you're not at all elephantine."

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"The boss complimented Bob today... but now he's afraid if he talks to him again he'll say something stupid and ruin it!"

'That dress certainly matches your eyes.'

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"Bev, send in someone who knows when I'm fishing for compliments."

"Before I start the test, Ms. Masten....May I say you've never looked lovelier!"

"Your eyes are like limpid pools. Allergies hitting you pretty bad, huh?"

'It was very good.'