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". . . But, hey, man, I just want to say this in all sincerity, man, that you are the greatest, man, you the el numero uno cat in my book, man you. . ."

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"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

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'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

"You look so beautiful, glistening in the moonlight."

"Eres la chica mas linda del mundo."

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

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"Wow, you look sexy today."

"Thank you, Nathaniel. I think you, too, are a very scary young lawyer."

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

'It's my assistant - fishing for compliments.'

"Relax. I just wanted to tell you that you're doing a good job."

"At Hooters I'd already have three compliments on my tie!"

"By the way… If no one has mentioned this before, we think you're swell."

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"Gracie, can you make me soar?"

'Oooh, I love what you've done with your hair...That top looks lovely on you and have you lost weight?'

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

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"Sure, you're an elephant, but you're not at all elephantine."

"Not to blow my own horn, but the ad for my book in the 'Times' called it 'extraordinary'."

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'You dance like my mother.'

"The boss complimented Bob today... but now he's afraid if he talks to him again he'll say something stupid and ruin it!"

'That dress certainly matches your eyes.'

"Bev, send in someone who knows when I'm fishing for compliments."

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'It was very good.'

'Um, nice tie. Birthday present?'

"Your eyes are like limpid pools. Allergies hitting you pretty bad, huh?"

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"Before I start the test, Ms. Masten....May I say you've never looked lovelier!"