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'Henry quickly rose to the top of the Adult to Child Translation world.'

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

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"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

"You look so beautiful, glistening in the moonlight."

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

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'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

"Wow, you look sexy today."

"Thank you, Nathaniel. I think you, too, are a very scary young lawyer."

"At Hooters I'd already have three compliments on my tie!"

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

'It's my assistant - fishing for compliments.'

"By the way… If no one has mentioned this before, we think you're swell."

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"Gracie, can you make me soar?"

"Sure, you're an elephant, but you're not at all elephantine."

". . . But, hey, man, I just want to say this in all sincerity, man, that you are the greatest, man, you the el numero uno cat in my book, man you. . ."

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"Not to blow my own horn, but the ad for my book in the 'Times' called it 'extraordinary'."

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

'You dance like my mother.'

'Oooh, I love what you've done with your hair...That top looks lovely on you and have you lost weight?'

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'That dress certainly matches your eyes.'

"Bev, send in someone who knows when I'm fishing for compliments."

"Your eyes are like limpid pools. Allergies hitting you pretty bad, huh?"

"Something’s wrong. I can tell by the way you’re being nice to me."

"Thanks to this new app, I now know Jim there is disgruntled."

"I'm not sure she really liked our gift. She used just two exclamation points after 'Thanks'."

Complimentary nuts: 'You may well be the most handsome, virile chap in the room tonight.'

"Before I start the test, Ms. Masten....May I say you've never looked lovelier!"

'It was very good.'