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"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

"I'm not sure she really liked our gift. She used just two exclamation points after 'Thanks'."

"Are you sure there wasn't a floor model?"

'At this juncture in my presentation, I'd like to dispense with the illusion of coherence.'

'Here you are, Simmons!'

Infographics: the early years.

By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'.

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

IKEA Book

"No Jenkins, that's NOT a sales graph - it's my salary increase."

"And that was just your sudoku chart."

"Let me guess: Step two, add sand."

'Right there is where he departs from the script.'

"You'll be working entirely on commission. We were kidding about the salary."

Today, this humble feature attempts to answer one of the great quandaries of modern times. Is it Louie Louie, oh baby, my hair gotta grow? Wrong! What are the lyrics to the Kingsman's Louie Louie?* *Must be gleaned by listening. No peeking on the internet!

'...we were able to hide some rather significant losses.'

Maze of legalities.

Auditioning for Finnegans Wake.

This guy's spelling was terrible --- Everybody knows it's "eye" before "eagle."

"I believe it translates to... have a nice day."

'I've never seen this symbol before. What could it mean?'

Never choose a vacation spot by its posters.

'These pamphlets will explain the procedure and these leaflets will explain the pamphlets.'

Descartes School of Philosophy.

Marooned Optometrist

'While we appreciate your hard work Eddie, I think we are going to have to go a different direction with this position.'

Two tourists inspecting a French sign

"I would be bilingual if you were bilingual!"

Pharmacist, prescriptions - "It's a forgery, I can read it."

"If we could decipher their language we'd have a clue to their intelligence levels."

'Connect insert A, B, and C into slots D, E, and F. Tighten using assembly tool G. What in the H are they talking about?'

Dept of statistics: 'vital...nonessential'.

'I got all woozy reading the restrictions in my health insurance contract!'

Cuba Economic Results 2015

Dog Typos.