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'Right there is where he departs from the script.'

Two tourists inspecting a French sign

"I'm not sure about this new trainee - he asked me when does he get to see the actual ropes."

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

"Are you sure there wasn't a floor model?"

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'.

Developing links within business.

'No Farnsworth, I'm not firing you. I'm enhancing your advancement opportunities.'

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

Customer help - jargon talking i-diot.

Translating Contractor to English

"And in order to align the designated objectives withthe fiscally driven cross functional departmental...did you understand any of that?" "Only the blah! blah! bit."

"You call this a brief. It's thirty pages long."

"The Company has drawn a line under me and moved on."

"What the heck does 'gnark gort' mean? Maybe I should come back when you learn speech."

A man is looking at a sign saying Exhibition of art exhibition jargon.

'The problem with working with pirates is understanding them: They talk really strangely...'

"Let me guess: Step two, add sand."

'...we were able to hide some rather significant losses.'

"I'm not sure she really liked our gift. She used just two exclamation points after 'Thanks'."

Maze of legalities.

'You misunderstand, squire. All I do is guarantee that my cars are USED!'

Auditioning for Finnegans Wake.

Never choose a vacation spot by its posters.

"I believe it translates to... have a nice day."

'I've never seen this symbol before. What could it mean?'

'We need to ask Blah! The PSB to get the PCT to Blah! Put another GPWSI in the MSK Black! Blah!'

'I'm afraid he has sweeny flu.'

"Senior staff may have to be prepared to be flexible."

Computer Speak: 'Beware!...There is no such thing as a 'free launch'.'

"It says our homeowners insurance policy is subject to the following forms and endorsements..."