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"See? Incomprehensible scribble! This confirms our research findings that these animals have absolutely no understanding of our language."

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

"He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites."

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

Wordplay: In The Bag.

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'Thank goodness you were wrong mom, dad says a period is what comes at the end of a sentence.'

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

'Stick them up...'

"It lost a little something in translation."

Henry the amazing talking dog.

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

"I stand corrected."

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

Staff Yearbook

'Do it write the first time.'

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

'That's not what I meant by 'IV'.'