Decoder Ring Enthusiast T-Shirts

'You have to send in $5 for a decoder ring to decipher the list of ingredients.'

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Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

'Or you can rent by the week...'

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'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

'It was so romantic. He got down on one knee, showed me the ring, and proposed--right after we exchanged credit reports.'

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"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

Richard Wagner's other Ring Cycle.

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

"You're all hashtag summarily dismissed."

'Oh look Julia, he's just text me his first word.'

"You'll really like this next song. I wrote it specifically to be a ring tone!"

'I won't marry you,Nigel-but WOW!-Yes,I'll certainly get engaged!'

"I love the idea of getting married to a jeweller."

"Linda, is it proper etiquette to announce layoffs via a Tweet?"

"As soon as I've seen my shrink you can have your rings back."

'He has a great left hook,'

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"I have no idea what they do, but whatever it is, they're doing less of it."

"Then you will think about it, Agnes?"

No Hand Signals

"Julie, are you sure you haven't done this before?"

"That chocolate concha looks delicious, Carmen! There's only one special ingredient missing. An engagement ring."

"This could have been an e-mail."

'OK champ, remember this guy is supposed to have a big left.'

'That one, and that one, and that one, and. . .'

'I think we're going to need an ANNOTATED edition.'

'Isn't it gorgeous?! Harold refuses to tell me how much it cost him.'

'For me,,, How thoughtful'

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."