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Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

"My guess it's guacamole."

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

If you can read this, you're standing too close.

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

Beware of Everything

'So who's smoking?'

"It sort of makes you stop and think, doesn't it."

"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"

'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

A 'DIVERSION' sign points to a crazy guy.

Will hide my face with this sign for food. ?

No Skateboard. No Slouching.

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

Deadwood 25 miles

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'

Odd Angles, a monthly strip on coarse angling

Wrong Way.

Private work adjustments

Last Real Tough-Minded Thinking for 200 Miles

A road sign to 'Eye Clinic' is humongous compared to the 'Dental Clinic' sign.

Metaphors.

'But Miss, I've only just got the hang of 'the little hand' and 'the big hand'...'

"Gone for a P."

No crawling sign in the desert.

Sure, it's comprehensive, but too negative.

'It's bad enough they make us smoke, but now we have to smoke outside!'