Traditional Signal Enthusiast T-Shirts

Miscommunication!

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

Shall I be mother?

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

If you can read this, you're standing too close.

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Dylan. Dylan's ambition is to make conkers a recognized Olympic sport.'

"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"

Peace on Earth

'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'

Will hide my face with this sign for food. ?

A 'DIVERSION' sign points to a crazy guy.

"I'd like to make a return."

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."

No Skateboard. No Slouching.

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

Deadwood 25 miles

Wrong Way.

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'

Last Real Tough-Minded Thinking for 200 Miles

'That's funny - the computer said we had mail..'

A road sign to 'Eye Clinic' is humongous compared to the 'Dental Clinic' sign.

'It's bad enough they make us smoke, but now we have to smoke outside!'

'Why can't you do a yodel that sounds like you're making money instead of cheese?'