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'We forgot to pay the phone bill.'

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'Here's MY information highway!'

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

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Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

"I see you've security marked your property."

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

AI Safety Officer

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

"Enough about the forest, why don't you show us more trees?"

"In response to your request for better communications, I'm going to increase my lengthy explanation by 50%."

Books / Coffee table books

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

Crocodile Selfie

'To make sure I get noticed I always talk in a big bold typeface.'

Job Safety - Hardhat.

I've always been slower than computers...

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

'My market doesn't understand me.'

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'