Signal Guru Gifts

'We forgot to pay the phone bill.'

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

'Here's MY information highway!'

Create some buzz!

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Robots In The Boardroom

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

"I see you've security marked your property."

The Modern Novel.

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

AI Safety Officer

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

"Enough about the forest, why don't you show us more trees?"

"In response to your request for better communications, I'm going to increase my lengthy explanation by 50%."

The Thinker. The Listener

Books / Coffee table books

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

Windows or Mac?

Crocodile Selfie

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

'To make sure I get noticed I always talk in a big bold typeface.'

I've always been slower than computers...

Job Safety - Hardhat.

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

'My market doesn't understand me.'

"What? More deliveries? Man, I never should have leased out my cloud for data storage."

Of course we're faster and more powerful now. I just think we commanded more respect when we filled an entire room.

'Don't be nervous but I think we're about to go LIVE on the new system.'