Signal Enthusiast Gifts

Family and dog, "I think Lassie is trying to tell us something Ma"

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

"Pork signals!"

"We should've talked about climate change before we had to use underwater semaphore."

No Hand Signals

It's a good thing Pastor Jones knew semaphore...

'Don't they know that we're on the national 'do-not-call' registry?'

Ringing bell

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Artist and Musician

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

'So who's smoking?'

Beware of Everything

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

If you can read this, you're standing too close.

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

"I realize you don't want to miss that important business call next week, but setting your alarm to go off every 10 minutes until then is getting really annoying."

"It's time to wake up!"

"It sort of makes you stop and think, doesn't it."

"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

'I'm Bored'

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."

Will hide my face with this sign for food. ?