Signal Enthusiast Gifts

Family and dog, "I think Lassie is trying to tell us something Ma"

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

"Pork signals!"

"We should've talked about climate change before we had to use underwater semaphore."

No Hand Signals

It's a good thing Pastor Jones knew semaphore...

'Don't they know that we're on the national 'do-not-call' registry?'

Ringing bell

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

Artist and Musician

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

'So who's smoking?'

"It's time to wake up!"

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

Beware of Everything

"I realize you don't want to miss that important business call next week, but setting your alarm to go off every 10 minutes until then is getting really annoying."

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

"It sort of makes you stop and think, doesn't it."

"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

'I'm Bored'

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."

The Gong

'I think I've found what's causing the radio's funny buzzing sound.'