Signal Expert Gifts

"Ok, one finger means fastball, two fingers means curve, three fingers means changeup...and quite often I'll flash you the middle finger, because I've always hated your guts!"

The Anti-Agent

Thru versus Through Traffic

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

CCTV in church.

"We've been cancelled."

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

"Tip my boy."

No, you were supposed to check the doorbell camera before lowering the drawbridge.

Holding the Line Against Terrorists with Midrange IQs

No, I don't have roaming service, I am the roaming service.

"Thank you all for attending this first conference of the surveillance camera recording industry."

You didn't text me that you met a guy! I couldn�t. There was no cell phone coverage. How awful. Diner. I'll say. What good is love � If you can't brag about it? Wow. Is that Shakespeare?

Texting. Hardware. Software. Plans. Most of our business comes from word-of-thumb.

"And WHATEVER you do DON'T FALL DOWN THE STEPS or put your finger in the ELECTRICITY socket."

'You rang?'

No Hand Signals

Watching The Watchers.

'It's just like e-mail, only you hear people talking.'

"Try S instead of L."

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

How I Learned to Love the Drone Bomb

'Of course I've done something about Lady Godiva -- I had security cameras installed all over town!'

Angel versus satellite...

FYI, he's staring at your crotch again.

Empty Telco Hardware Room

"Two bars—how about you?"

Voice-activated high-speed wireless communications.

'You'll have to get off that now. I need to make an important call.'

Bicyclist Leaves His Turn Signal On.

"The Usual But With Some Added Creepyness"