Arm Signal Expert Gifts

Bicyclist Leaves His Turn Signal On.

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

Arms race - USA and Russia.

Firearms Museum. Blunderbuss. That's funny, I always thought a "blunderbuss" was a messed-up kiss.

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

US and North Korea missile tests

'Don't panic. . . it's not weapon's grade.'

"What qualifies you to be a ballistics expert?"

Actualities - Dream of the inventor of the needle-gun on All Souls' Day

'Don't tell the Fuhrer I filled the war head with jellybabies, you know upset he gets.'

'You rang?'

No Hand Signals

Cost of the military.

"He's a lobbyist for the defense industry."

FYI, he's staring at your crotch again.

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

Stork delivers a bomb.

Hey! Who left all these weapons lying around!?

T-Rex Prosthetic Arm

'Morning, ma'am. I'm here to install your security system.'

USA withdrawn from the Treaty of Nuclear Forces

"Ok, one finger means fastball, two fingers means curve, three fingers means changeup...and quite often I'll flash you the middle finger, because I've always hated your guts!"

Ringing bell

A soldier fills a mortar with champagne

You're letting this security thing go to your head.

'Tonight's Party thought: We have more than 10,000 nuclear warheads.'

"After the Taliban captured Kabul, the immediately started the siege of Washington!"

Family and dog, "I think Lassie is trying to tell us something Ma"

Gary said he's fix that stupid alarm before he left for work. Guess I'll take a look...

'It's our latest weapon, General. It makes the enemy's clothes disappear and they die from embarrassment.'

"Looks like Running Elk is vaping again."

ACME Weapons, Inc. Next time explain to the Pentagon why their order is delayed. Don't just say "We can't tank you enough."

The Arms race heats up again. . .