Arms Industry Professional Gifts

'Last night I dreamed of how to obtain everlasting peace on Earth... luckily, it was forgotten when I awoke...'

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

Arms race - USA and Russia.

'Democracy, okay?'

Firearms Museum. Blunderbuss. That's funny, I always thought a "blunderbuss" was a messed-up kiss.

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

"My company sells military goods and information to unsavory characters around the world, and donates 100% of our profits to local charities!"

Arms Industry increases sales by 8.5%

"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."

European Arms Proliferation - 1860's

"Tell me again. Do we weaponize, then monetize, or the other way around?"

'I know it doesn't look like much, but have you ever been shot in the face with a p****d off cat?'

What?

The Unknown Military Contractor

"It's not like we sold the Saudis the swords for the executions...we didn't, did we?"

Actualities - Dream of the inventor of the needle-gun on All Souls' Day

Arms dealer - "Off the record, your neighbour just bought the newest FX12 missiles!"

'Don't panic. . . it's not weapon's grade.'

'Don't tell the Fuhrer I filled the war head with jellybabies, you know upset he gets.'

"For extra protection, this one is armed with a tiny gun of its own."

Shopping for weapons: As Minister of Defence, I like to find the best bang for the taxpayers' buck!

Global Arms Trade

"He's a lobbyist for the defense industry."

Cost of the military.

Weapons market

Stork delivers a bomb.

Mega arms corp.

'Before our weapons are used to destroy the planet we should drink the profit away!'

The New Weapon of Mass Destruction.

The Queens Own Arms Salesmen Parade

War and Peace, Made in USA