Ammunition Specialist Gifts

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

Women's Martial Arts Center

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

Arms race - USA and Russia.

Firearms Museum. Blunderbuss. That's funny, I always thought a "blunderbuss" was a messed-up kiss.

Progress?

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

'Don't tell anyone I asked... but why don't we have muskets?'

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

The Unknown Military Contractor

During a round of throwing stuff the boomerang emerges.

Actualities - Dream of the inventor of the needle-gun on All Souls' Day

'Don't panic. . . it's not weapon's grade.'

"What qualifies you to be a ballistics expert?"

"For extra protection, this one is armed with a tiny gun of its own."

"Is it just me, or does it also look to you like their resistance is feudal?"

'I have no time to see a salesman, I've got a battle to fight.'

The New Weapon of Mass Destruction.

Stork delivers a bomb.

'The England players couldn't stop scoring when they were practising penalties. . .But that might have been because they were practising with a goalkeeper who couldn't save them.'

Cost of the military.

'You idiot! Two is aim, three is fire!'

'Kicks a little.'

'Tonight's Party thought: We have more than 10,000 nuclear warheads.'

A soldier fills a mortar with champagne

"Since the cracked down on gun licences there's some bleedin awful shots about!"

'It's almost unfair. . . their swords aren't even pointy.'

'It's your wife, she wants you to pick up some milk on your way home.'

The Arms race heats up again. . .

ACME Weapons, Inc. Next time explain to the Pentagon why their order is delayed. Don't just say "We can't tank you enough."

'It's our latest weapon, General. It makes the enemy's clothes disappear and they die from embarrassment.'

Death of AK-47 maker.