Shotgun Specialist Gifts

"Since the cracked down on gun licences there's some bleedin awful shots about!"

Women's Martial Arts Center

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

"Looks like your rock cakes are a big hit this year, dear...."

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

Firearms Museum. Blunderbuss. That's funny, I always thought a "blunderbuss" was a messed-up kiss.

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

Posh man taking his dog clay pigeon shooting

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

The Army of the Potomac- A Sharpshooter on Picket Duty

"I'm using a silencer!"

Actualities - Dream of the inventor of the needle-gun on All Souls' Day

Farmer with gun shots instead of flying ducks

U.S. Department of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms

Cost of the military.

A bird crash.

Yeah, maybe replacing the clay pigeons with clay big game wasn't smart.

'The England players couldn't stop scoring when they were practising penalties. . .But that might have been because they were practising with a goalkeeper who couldn't save them.'

The New Weapon of Mass Destruction.

A soldier fills a mortar with champagne

"Neither one of us wants any trouble."

"He's not moving. I think he's dead already."

'It's our latest weapon, General. It makes the enemy's clothes disappear and they die from embarrassment.'

'No, I don't believe in angels ...why?'

"The name's Grambo. Get of my petunias!"

ACME Weapons, Inc. Next time explain to the Pentagon why their order is delayed. Don't just say "We can't tank you enough."

Bomber, Bomb, Bomblets

Nobody accidentally self-beheads while cleaning a machete.

"It's pulling to the left."

"It better work - they sold it to us."

Laser on rifle spelling out 'bang'.

Alien eating Atomic Bombs.

Smart Weapon

"Oops! Time for my gun lesson."