Gunshot Wound Specialist Gifts

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Women's Martial Arts Center

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

"Looks like your rock cakes are a big hit this year, dear...."

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

Firearms Museum. Blunderbuss. That's funny, I always thought a "blunderbuss" was a messed-up kiss.

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

Posh man taking his dog clay pigeon shooting

Get Your Shot

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

'I'll teach you to call me a cowboy builder! Go for your gun!'

"I'm using a silencer!"

'I counted six shots! Rush him before he can reload!'

"Repetitive strain injury?...theres a lot of it about."

Actualities - Dream of the inventor of the needle-gun on All Souls' Day

"I'm a dynamic pricing consultant."

U.S. Department of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms

Yeah, maybe replacing the clay pigeons with clay big game wasn't smart.

"Mr. Ringo alleges that Marshal Earp used a very unpleasant tone of voice when he ordered him outa town on the noon stage."

The New Weapon of Mass Destruction.

'The England players couldn't stop scoring when they were practising penalties. . .But that might have been because they were practising with a goalkeeper who couldn't save them.'

A bird crash.

'Abe knew that 'Black Jake' was deliberately trying to draw him into a gunfight, and there was nothing he could do about it'

A soldier fills a mortar with champagne

"Neither one of us wants any trouble."

"Since the cracked down on gun licences there's some bleedin awful shots about!"

'What the hell d'ya mean 'shoot straight'?! Whaddya think I'm doing?!!'

"He's not moving. I think he's dead already."

With an itchy trigger finger, shoot first then scratch.

'It's our latest weapon, General. It makes the enemy's clothes disappear and they die from embarrassment.'

"The name's Grambo. Get of my petunias!"

ACME Weapons, Inc. Next time explain to the Pentagon why their order is delayed. Don't just say "We can't tank you enough."

Bang bang - Cowboy.