Firearms Expert Gifts

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

Firearms Museum. Blunderbuss. That's funny, I always thought a "blunderbuss" was a messed-up kiss.

Gun laws US

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"Especially modified you say..."

Arms race - USA and Russia.

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

Progress?

"Bang!"

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

"Hon, where's the butter?"

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

Gun Ego

"The way I see it, the Constitution cuts both ways. The First Amendment gives you the right to say what you want, but the Second Amendment gives me the right to shoot you for it."

'Don't tell anyone I asked... but why don't we have muskets?'

"It helps prevent side collisions."

Ancient Weapons

"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."

Bullets Bulls in the form of Bullets

'I got an 'A' in munitions.'

Cornucopia of guns

'My therapist cured me of using humour as a defence, these days I pack a .45.'

'Hell of a recoil, Bob!'