'Does this outfit make my concealed weapon look big?'
Gun Safety Guru Gifts
Looking for a gift for your favorite gun safety guru? Explore our range of clever and heartfelt products designed to honor responsible firearm handling. From humorous mugs to stylish T-shirts, our items are tailored for those passionate about safety and education. Inspire others with gifts that combine wit, care, and advocacy, making every day a reminder of the importance of gun safety. Whether for a dedicated instructor, community leader, or enthusiast who champions responsible gun use, our collection offers meaningful options that celebrate their commitment.
'That's why i never wear my mobile phone next to my gun.'
'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'
America, are we learning anything?
Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.
"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."
'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'
"I see you've security marked your property."
'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'
Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.
"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."
'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'
AI Safety Officer
'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'
'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'
'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'
"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."
"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."
Job Safety - Hardhat.
"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."
Arms race - USA and Russia.
"Does the N.R.A. know about this?"
Firearms Museum. Blunderbuss. That's funny, I always thought a "blunderbuss" was a messed-up kiss.
Atlas carrying Earth about to slip on banana peel.
Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'
Nice park. . .
Beware of Everything
"He says: If they're smart enough to hire a top lawyer and sue us for having wet floors then they're smart enough to look where they're *%&$* going..."
The Hive, Inc. Think safety! 17 days without a honey boo-boo.
The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.
Safest Airline in The World
The Future of Flight?
'I'm here in case one of the actors actually does break a leg.'
"Sorry, Zak, since paintball aint bin invented yet, looks like you bin shot!"
"Aaaughhh! Don't play with that!"
Gun Safety Guru Gifts Collection
Gun Safety Guru Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs for gun safety enthusiasts—witty designs to promote responsible firearm handling every day.
Gun Safety Guru Pillows
Discover pillows that celebrate gun safety expertise—comfort with a purpose for any safe space.
Gun Safety Guru Prints
Browse prints that honor gun safety pioneers—perfect for inspiring responsibility and safe practices.
Gun Safety Guru T-Shirts
Check out our T-shirts for gun safety advocates—fun and meaningful designs that spread awareness in style.