Gun Safety Advocate Gifts

"O.K., but let's say you have up to six hundred intruders per minute."

"Sweetheart, use your inside gun."

"Drop it. Back away."

'Well, Hamilton, we can add 'discharge shotgun' to the list of things people who live in glass houses shouldn't do.'

Hunter looking frightened with smoking gun. Angel dropping out of the sky.

"Keep that up and you won't have any friends left!"

Gun with an olive branch on it.

"My goodness! Which war zone are you coming from and which gang of terrorists has done this to you, dear?"

'Don't worry, he never misses ... except when he's been drinking, like tonight.'

'Yes, I realize that a salt with a deadly weapon is frightening, but I only keep it to protect my family - and I always keep the safety on.

'I'm thinking of suing the gun makers too. If guns weren't available, I wouldn't have been able to shoot that grocery store owner.'

"Sorry, Zak, since paintball aint bin invented yet, looks like you bin shot!"

Children and firearms.

"I know you asked for a toy gun but daddy got you a real one."

'Never shoot straight up.'

Hang on kid, you have to sign up before you get to play with the toys.

Odessa,Texas

Gun-Based Darwinism

America, are we learning anything?

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

Arizona In Black

Scars and Bars

American blood

'Lessons have been learned.'

"See. . .? We did do something."

'This is just a test. I repeat, this is just a test. But then - maybe not!'

Meanwhile, North of the Border. . . .

"I'm not here to take away your guns—I'm here to sell you some overpriced insurance."

The NRA actively endangered the President's life last week at their annual conference.

Assault weapons go over the cliff.

A new factor now coming between?

Bleeding flag...

NRA vows to stop senseless shootings: 'But we're keeping the sensible ones....'

'Don't worry, the one thing he won't do is bite.'