Weapons Specialist Gifts

Actualities - Dream of the inventor of the needle-gun on All Souls' Day

Nobody accidentally self-beheads while cleaning a machete.

Bomber, Bomb, Bomblets

Arms dealer: 'I don't have any used nukes, but I do have some defective nukes.'

'It's our latest weapon, General. It makes the enemy's clothes disappear and they die from embarrassment.'

Women's Martial Arts Center

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

"But I use all of them!"

Arms race - USA and Russia.

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

Progress?

Firearms Museum. Blunderbuss. That's funny, I always thought a "blunderbuss" was a messed-up kiss.

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

A dog whose nose is a gun.

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

'Don't tell anyone I asked... but why don't we have muskets?'

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

Ancient Weapons

During a round of throwing stuff the boomerang emerges.

'Don't panic. . . it's not weapon's grade.'

Really big bang

"All we want is something new that will incapacitate the enemy without giving us a bad press."

Panzer Hut.

"Is it just me, or does it also look to you like their resistance is feudal?"

'I'd go small with this burglar. Way too much collateral damage with the cannon.'

Next time I get to choose the weapon first.

"They've deployed their new missile defense system."

"...and this so-called 'Death Ray' of Doctor Fate's is no more than a blatant rip-off of Professor Von Doom's Extinction Beam."

'To me, the biggest source of inspiration is my family.'

Unsmart bomb: 'OOPS!'

Too many weapons

"For health and safety reasons, the outer casing is no longer made of lead as we now know this is a very harmful metal."