Weapons Researcher Gifts

'Your stealth technology sucks.'

'To me, the biggest source of inspiration is my family.'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

"But I use all of them!"

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

Progress?

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

Firearms Museum. Blunderbuss. That's funny, I always thought a "blunderbuss" was a messed-up kiss.

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

A dog whose nose is a gun.

'Don't tell anyone I asked... but why don't we have muskets?'

'What do you mean it doesn't work? It's not rocket science!'

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

Ancient Weapons

"The bomb destroys only all life but not object! This means that our troops can have fun plundering and pillaging. War doesn't have to be inhuman, right?"

The Jumping Tank

'I know it doesn't look like much, but have you ever been shot in the face with a p****d off cat?'

'All I'm saying is that if we don't want to be invaded, we'd be better off with weapons of mass destruction.'

During a round of throwing stuff the boomerang emerges.

Actualities - Dream of the inventor of the needle-gun on All Souls' Day

'I'd go small with this burglar. Way too much collateral damage with the cannon.'

Panzer Hut.

"Can Interest you in something new?"

Implications of the quantum wavefunction 12: 'You can never be complete safe.' Until it actually hits something a fired projectile could materialize anywhere.

"All we want is something new that will incapacitate the enemy without giving us a bad press."

Really big bang

"Is it just me, or does it also look to you like their resistance is feudal?"

'Change - yes, but is now really the moment to be discussing change?'

"They've deployed their new missile defense system."

Next time I get to choose the weapon first.

"Why didn't I think of that?"

"For health and safety reasons, the outer casing is no longer made of lead as we now know this is a very harmful metal."