Weapons Technologist Gifts

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

"I call it the AK-1."

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

"Google car."

"Meet the author"

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

Ascent of Machine.

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

Artifishial Intelligence

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."

"What did you download at school today?"

"I'm afraid I'll be replaced by a robot at work."

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

Computer Class.

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

"The results are impressive, but it'll be decades before we can transmit and receive pornography."

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

All the apps hidden within a phone

Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy? It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline. Well

"Nice, but as long as there are readers there will be scrolls."

First we thought the apes would conquer the world...When in reality we've been busy mining the end of the world all along.

Another Energy-Saving Idea From Your Electric-Eel Council:

'My company utilizes a yet-to-be-developed technology to deliver content that's still in the conceptual stage to a segment of the economy we really hope is out there!'

"Why is it every time I need to go somewhere, the driverless car is taking itself for a spin?"

Aliens From Outer Space Come in Many Shapes

'Apparently it downloads data to your brain.'

"I removed the AI software from your computer and I can see now that you're a blithering idiot."