Weapon Designer Gifts

Here lies Rufus J. Tosser. Inventor of the boomerang hand grenade.

'It's the technology of the future.'

'Hmm...needs refining.'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

Artists of the wild west.

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

"But I use all of them!"

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

Progress?

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

A dog whose nose is a gun.

'Don't tell anyone I asked... but why don't we have muskets?'

'What do you mean it doesn't work? It's not rocket science!'

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

Ancient Weapons

'I know it doesn't look like much, but have you ever been shot in the face with a p****d off cat?'

"The bomb destroys only all life but not object! This means that our troops can have fun plundering and pillaging. War doesn't have to be inhuman, right?"

The Jumping Tank

'All I'm saying is that if we don't want to be invaded, we'd be better off with weapons of mass destruction.'

Actualities - Dream of the inventor of the needle-gun on All Souls' Day

During a round of throwing stuff the boomerang emerges.

"Is it just me, or does it also look to you like their resistance is feudal?"

"Can Interest you in something new?"

Implications of the quantum wavefunction 12: 'You can never be complete safe.' Until it actually hits something a fired projectile could materialize anywhere.

Panzer Hut.

Global Arms Trade

Really big bang

'I'd go small with this burglar. Way too much collateral damage with the cannon.'

"All we want is something new that will incapacitate the enemy without giving us a bad press."

Setbacks in the development of the rubber mallet.

'Change - yes, but is now really the moment to be discussing change?'