Missile Designer Gifts

Looking for a gift for a missile designer? Explore our selection of witty and thoughtful items that pay tribute to their aerospace innovation and engineering skills. Perfect for professionals or enthusiasts who love pushing boundaries and reaching new heights.

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Guided Missiles Design Office

from $19.00

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'. mockup

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

from $19.00

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something." mockup

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

from $19.00

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

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'Well, at least it has bubbles.'

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'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.' mockup

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

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'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,' mockup

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

from $19.00

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.' mockup

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

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An idea box in a shower

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"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side." mockup

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

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Progress?

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For crying out loud Simon. Would you stop trying to reinvent the drag.

For crying out loud Simon. Would you stop trying to reinvent the drag. mockup

For crying out loud Simon. Would you stop trying to reinvent the drag.

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"We're making the World a safer place for nuclear explosions."

"We're making the World a safer place for nuclear explosions." mockup

"We're making the World a safer place for nuclear explosions."

from $19.00

Floss Street Vendor

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Another new, really cool-looking gadget in a desperate search for a problem to solve.

Another new, really cool-looking gadget in a desperate search for a problem to solve. mockup

Another new, really cool-looking gadget in a desperate search for a problem to solve.

from $19.00

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise. mockup

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

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"We're having a lot of trouble with this model, sir - it's lasting indefinitely."

"We're having a lot of trouble with this model, sir - it's lasting indefinitely." mockup

"We're having a lot of trouble with this model, sir - it's lasting indefinitely."

from $19.00

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V." mockup

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

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'Well, you make it sound silly. All my new hybriproducts are unique and useful.'

'Well, you make it sound silly. All my new hybriproducts are unique and useful.' mockup

'Well, you make it sound silly. All my new hybriproducts are unique and useful.'

from $19.00

'Nice smile.'

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Crash test dummy employee of the month. mockup

Crash test dummy employee of the month.

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If they can put a man on the moon, why can't they... market a roll of tape that's easy to start every time?!

If they can put a man on the moon, why can't they... market a roll of tape that's easy to start every time?! mockup

If they can put a man on the moon, why can't they... market a roll of tape that's easy to start every time?!

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'What do you mean it doesn't work? It's not rocket science!'

'What do you mean it doesn't work? It's not rocket science!' mockup

'What do you mean it doesn't work? It's not rocket science!'

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'Ned thinks the inventor of the vibrating easychair should get the Nobel prize for science.'

'Ned thinks the inventor of the vibrating easychair should get the Nobel prize for science.' mockup

'Ned thinks the inventor of the vibrating easychair should get the Nobel prize for science.'

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'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?' mockup

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

from $19.00

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point." mockup

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

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"It's redesigned to handle rolling over."

"It's redesigned to handle rolling over." mockup

"It's redesigned to handle rolling over."

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Most of his innovative product ideas first saw life in his home studio.

Most of his innovative product ideas first saw life in his home studio. mockup

Most of his innovative product ideas first saw life in his home studio.

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'I know it doesn't look like much, but have you ever been shot in the face with a p****d off cat?'

'I know it doesn't look like much, but have you ever been shot in the face with a p****d off cat?' mockup

'I know it doesn't look like much, but have you ever been shot in the face with a p****d off cat?'

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"He thinks he's invented a fluted, or grooved, top for pill bottles so that he can tip out a single pill rather than have a cascade of them rolling about on the kitchen or bathroom floor."

"He thinks he's invented a fluted, or grooved, top for pill bottles so that he can tip out a single pill rather than have a cascade of them rolling about on the kitchen or bathroom floor."

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The Jumping Tank

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"The bomb destroys only all life but not object! This means that our troops can have fun plundering and pillaging. War doesn't have to be inhuman, right?"

"The bomb destroys only all life but not object! This means that our troops can have fun plundering and pillaging. War doesn't have to be inhuman, right?"

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"I'm not doubting that it does the job well. All I'm saying is that it might be a little more than is actually necessary."

"I'm not doubting that it does the job well. All I'm saying is that it might be a little more than is actually necessary." mockup

"I'm not doubting that it does the job well. All I'm saying is that it might be a little more than is actually necessary."

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Man invents the recall

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Missile Designer Gifts Collection

Missile Designer Mugs

Discover our range of missile designer mugs that make mornings more inspiring with witty and detailed designs honoring their aerospace craft.

Missile Designer Pillows

Bring aerospace flair to their living space with our missile designer pillows—cozy accents that celebrate engineering passion.

Missile Designer Prints

Decorate their workspace with our missile design prints—detailed, inspiring artwork that honors aerospace innovation.

Missile Designer T-Shirts

Explore our missile designer t-shirts—blend humor and professionalism in comfortable styles perfect for engineers and space enthusiasts alike.