Spaceship Designer Gifts

"OK, OK. I'll admit they're a little dark...but Istill say tinted windows look cool!"

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

Dr. Roo.

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

'It's not so much the distance to your proposed house site, but that I'm not familiar with your planet's building codes.'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"You were going 24,998 in a 24,955!"

twist building

'Our worship space is quite large, Roger, but sanctuary committee will do nicely.'

"Man, how to you guys get that great new flying saucer smell in here?!'

"I'm sorry. How did I know what he would do to your cat if I let him play with it?"

"I finally figured out what was causing my backache. You know that fancy modern office furniture I ordered a few weeks back? I just realized. I've been sitting on the wastebasket."

20,000 Leagues under the sea.

"You've taken some creative liberties, Noah."

"Wait? I thought it was a 'look'?"

Hydrofoil wing boat.

'I've always admired Gary's penmanship.'

Santa Meets an Alien

'It's okay, Larry, I've got this one.'

"I knew there would be a time I could wear them without destroying my feet."

Isambard Kingdom Brunel

Aging Aliens

'...and what about my Human Rights?'

"Where did that come from!"

Ship's anchor with drainplug.

"You go ahead and attack. I'll close-up the ship."

"Let's try it again. And this time, try to relax."

Welcome! Annual Long Distance Fly-In.

Zapped Spaceship.

"So far we've narrowed the choice of names down to either Fearnaught or HMS Arsekicker."

"This is a lovely new color just sent back by the Mars rover."

'Catfish always have the coolest houses.'

'Only one minor hitch so far. They claim that they ALSO have something of an over-population problem.'

"Oops - a leftover piece. Where does this go? Should I toss it? Why did I even create an appendix?"