Spaceship Designer T-Shirts

"OK, OK. I'll admit they're a little dark...but Istill say tinted windows look cool!"

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

'It's not so much the distance to your proposed house site, but that I'm not familiar with your planet's building codes.'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"You were going 24,998 in a 24,955!"

twist building

'Our worship space is quite large, Roger, but sanctuary committee will do nicely.'

"Man, how to you guys get that great new flying saucer smell in here?!'

"I finally figured out what was causing my backache. You know that fancy modern office furniture I ordered a few weeks back? I just realized. I've been sitting on the wastebasket."

"I'm sorry. How did I know what he would do to your cat if I let him play with it?"

'It's okay, Larry, I've got this one.'

Hydrofoil wing boat.

Santa Meets an Alien

'I've always admired Gary's penmanship.'

"Wait? I thought it was a 'look'?"

20,000 Leagues under the sea.

"I knew there would be a time I could wear them without destroying my feet."

Isambard Kingdom Brunel

"Where did that come from!"

Ship's anchor with drainplug.

'...and what about my Human Rights?'

"You go ahead and attack. I'll close-up the ship."

"So far we've narrowed the choice of names down to either Fearnaught or HMS Arsekicker."

"This is a lovely new color just sent back by the Mars rover."

Welcome! Annual Long Distance Fly-In.

Zapped Spaceship.

'Catfish always have the coolest houses.'

'Take me to your best repairer of cracks in the fuselage.'

"Take us to your leader in industrial design."

"Oops - a leftover piece. Where does this go? Should I toss it? Why did I even create an appendix?"