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"You've taken some creative liberties, Noah."

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.

"People will pay anything to get away from it all. These babies don't even have WiFi on them."

'They learn fast, don't they?'

I'd rather be at the office.

Crash test dummy employee of the month.

'Nice smile.'

My First Boat

"It's redesigned to handle rolling over."

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

'We ride the storm until greed is back.'

'Can't I just travel on my learjet and have fun on my yacht and quit the stupid, boring political part of my presidency?'

'Well we don't have to worry about paying for the boat anymore.This is our final notice.'

"I've just come back from a break in Tuscany...I was surrounded by the beauty of nature in the raw...it really made me question what I was doing with my life. I've got the money, the big car and grand house, but is that really enough? Isn't there more?"

'Apparently she looks stunning naked'

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

'What I wouldn't give to be a lager lout again!'

'One day I just decided, screw it - I'm as rich as hell and I'm not going to fake it anymore.'

'Yessir! That's what I want to see around our company - innovation and the bravery to do things different!'

"If cars are to go all electric by 2035 we have to make a few compromises."

Artist - Portfolio, Starboardfolio

Formula One car models

'What a little beauty. Independent suspension, alloy wheels, metallic finish.'

Here we are, living the great American novel, and there's no one to write it down for us.

'He's building a yacht in his basement.'

"It's a Citroen Picasso..."

'If you think about it, automobiles haven't changed that much in a hundred years.'

"I don't think much of the new Post-Brexit model."

'I try to help when I can.'

How Will You Spend Your Extra $5 an Hour?

"So you want to leave Germany when the Greens come to power. . . Will you take the yacht, the lear jet or should I get you a rubber dinghy?"