Submarine Designer T-Shirts

'Jackson, I hear you've come up with a sensational design for a new underwater vessel.'

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

AUKUS Deal Annoys France

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

'Silent type, eh?'

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

"Sir, our hood ornament is slowing us down."

Submariners' Eye Test.

'Captain, I believe that your map coordinates are a bit off.'

U Boat

Alexander Hopson, retired submarine Commanding Officer.

'I know you didn't just reach through the torpedo tube and grab those fish.'

'Oops! Butter-fingers.'

Refueling at Sea: Library Ship

"Rising sea levels."

Build bridges, not walls. Unless it's housing. Then it's better to build walls.

'Yessir! That's what I want to see around our company - innovation and the bravery to do things different!'

"Oh U! The German periscoper: "Ach Himmel! Dot most be der peutiful Ben Nevis of vich ve 'ave 'eard so mooch!"

"I don't feel inspired to design submarines anymore."

Polar Bear

“It’s ok to leave the lid up at home but not on a submarine.”

Submarine Attacks

'I've always admired Gary's penmanship.'

20,000 Leagues under the sea.

Little Submarines

Hydrofoil wing boat.

USS Party Time.

Isambard Kingdom Brunel

AUKUS Alliance

"It's a documentary on how they make submarines."

Oh U! The German Periscoper: "Ach Himmel! Dot most be der peutiful Ben Nevis of vich ve 'ave 'eard so mooch!"