Underwater Architect T-Shirts

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Building Sandcastles.

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

"Let's have some fun kids, he says, let's play Easter Island."

'Sophie has discovered Gehry.'

'So what have you been up to?'

'It's not so much the distance to your proposed house site, but that I'm not familiar with your planet's building codes.'

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

'I use these ice cubes to make minor home repairs.'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

Children building 'Sandcastle City'.

The Arabian version of a sandpit,kids playing on grass in the desert.

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

"He lives in a block of flats"

"I hope we can flip it before the tide comes in."

"I see no problems. We can get lots more of these houses in.."

'I don't have to go to school. My mom teachers me.'

Fish Food

Little Nipper Sandpit

Home 'Submerged' Home! (Home value less than mortgage).

The Hudson River School of Art.

"This is highly confidential, so, yes, we built a little fort."

'We need to update our gravel, install a fake treasure chest, and get one of those lifelike scuba divers. Apparently, it's all about curb appeal.'

'We're not shouting, children, we just want to know where you buried Granddad.'

"There. Six bedrooms, all with en suite, two lounges, parking for four cars and in a great location. How are you going?"

20,000 Leagues under the sea.

'I've always admired Gary's penmanship.'

"And this, my son, is how you do stencil art!"

"Oh, wow....this is cool! What are you making?"