Underwater Visionary T-Shirts

A sleeping man counting scuba-diving sheep

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

Reverse psychology

A man looks up at the earth

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

Art of Surviving

"Take me to your thought leader."

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

"So I leave eggs on the ground, and then you come along and drop your whatever on them? That's your idea of romance?"

'If we could just sink Noah's Ark, think of the variety of food we could sample...'

'If you don't stop thinking about that waitress, I'm leaving!'

'Can't you ever forget work?'

'Now let's build an insurance company and charge a fortune for all of this ocean front property.'

"And ultimately, I want to direct."

'He's building a yacht in his basement.'

"Nice, but it's still a fish bowl. We'd like something with a little more privacy."

500 pages and one masterpiece later, Stephan makes a horrifying discovery.

'This is only 1:100 in scale to what I plan.'

'Go fish.'

Billionaires in space!

Deepwater Fish

Moon Walk

Painting of a wave in a calm sea.

'I need 1000 bucks to tide me over until my ship comes in!'

'This $32 million you quote - is that just your fee, or does it also include the actual building?'

'Guess who was just named Marketing Director for THE ENTIRE DARK SIDE OF THE PLANET?!'

"Ambitions... to find fame or fortune or better still, with a little luck, both of them."

This was to have been Hillary's greatest moment,,,

"Well I, for one, find comfort in your God-like leadership."

Eliminating gas spending.

'You're all worked up for nothing. Just surface for a second and get some fresh air!'

If a fish farts in the ocean and no one is there to smell it, does it still stink?