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This was to have been Hillary's greatest moment,,,

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

Chicken soup for the sole.

Art of Surviving

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

James Baldwin

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

'I keep having this recurring nightmare, that when I get back from walking in the woods my porridge is too cold.'

'Can't you ever forget work?'

"It seems to me you may be experiencing some form of low-level depression."

Scuba texting

'Now let's build an insurance company and charge a fortune for all of this ocean front property.'

Fish-losophy

'This is only 1:100 in scale to what I plan.'

Scuba Skater

Deep sea diver finds The Plug.

A sleeping man counting scuba-diving sheep

"He's a very sound sleeper. When he sleeps he makes all kinds of sounds!"

'You're not thinking of taking a dive tonight are you?'

Painting of a wave in a calm sea.

Bird Diving Board.

Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer.

Information. If you can't put toothpaste back in the tube, how did it get there in the first place?

10.378 BC: Zuk Ironthal developed the first diving suit.

Deep sea diving problems.

'Now my dreams are being interrupted by old actors selling denture adhesive!'

Pablo Picasso.

'So what do you think of the company youth movement?'

"For immediate release: no more thinking outside the bowl."

The waves weren't quite as big as he'd imagined they'd be.

"Apparently they had some sort of technical issue right from the start."

The fact that he had no access to a swimming pool... did not deter Ron from honing his diving skills.

Sporting dreams