Intellectual Deep Diver T-Shirts

James Baldwin

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'The Questioner'

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

Chicken soup for the sole.

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

'See that ant, Norm - He is in a world of his own, completely unaware that he is being watched.'

"Gotta cut back on my binge thinking."

"The perfect killing machine? Is that all I am to you?"

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."

Question Mark

'I keep having this recurring nightmare, that when I get back from walking in the woods my porridge is too cold.'

Angst - Zeitgeist.

A patient, a doctor and a deep sea diver

Colay's glass bottom boat tours!

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

"It seems to me you may be experiencing some form of low-level depression."

Divers attache BITE ME sign to companion's oxygen tanks.

Fish-losophy

'How was your holiday? Go anywhere interesting?'

Scuba texting

'When did you last have your pressure checked?'

"How many times have I told you not to bring your work home?"

Deep sea diver finds The Plug.

'Have you farted?'

Savings and loan and bait shop.

'I understand your world view, but what world do you come from?'

"I hope that the next time you dive into a good book, you first check to see how deep it is!"

The Jacques Cousteau Story

That Sinking Feeling

"The only problem I have with my belief system is that I always believe it."

"He's a very sound sleeper. When he sleeps he makes all kinds of sounds!"

Caution: Extremely Deep Subject Matter.