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"It seems to me you may be experiencing some form of low-level depression."

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

"You left your demons here last week."

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

Turmoil change.

'I can remember when no one had even heard of t'ai chi.'

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

"Yoga helps me unwind."

"I'm going on a retreat."

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

"Get another opinion if you wish, Mr. Von Flip...But I'm confident it will still come up ' heads - we operate.'"

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

All we have in life is this moment...

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

"I'm searching for a happy medium between sitting on a mountain top and eating cheese fries."

'Have you been working out?'

Grok's Thought Stopping.

"You have got to want to change."

"You must learn to let go."

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

"Only time can heal a broken heart, Brenda, and fortunately I have the time, every Thursday at three o'clock."

Parkinson Ave - Alzheimer Drive

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"

'Life's little wonders are too big for me.'

Just think of meditation as "mental floss." (Published previously on 3/17/2006.)

James Baldwin

Self Help: Get To Know Yourself/Get To Unknow Yourself

"Namaste."

"You should try yoga. It makes you relaxed, flexible and loose."

"I had a wonderful dream that Anonymous turned out to be me."

Psychiatry. It's not my grip on reality that I'm worried about -- It's reality's grip in me!