Mindful Surfer T-Shirts

'It was nice of tou yo come all this way but most people just visit my website.'

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

"Uptight End"

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

"It seems to me you may be experiencing some form of low-level depression."

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

'I don't feel at home on the range.'

SELF-ESTEEM CLINIC, 'The little-bitty door is a nice touch.'

"He went to an alternative therapy seminar to find ways of reducing his stress levels..."

Priest's computer screen reads: 'e-confession. Please type 10 Hail Marys ... and no cut'n'paste ...'

Questions Online

Your own tedious thoughts next 200 miles

Gracebook.

After a lifetime of searching, Leonard finds himself.

Wetlands Environmental Reserve - Sensitive Area - Please keep your comments to yourself.

Meditation Center

The End of the Internet

'We don't know HOW to surf - Can't you part the sea or something?'

101 uses of a dead cat: surf board.

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"

It's a mobile, wireless internet device

Portaloo Tidal Wave.

"I suppose a lot of people do their worshipping online these days."

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder Clinic

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

"I forgot my password, so I created a new one. Then, I forgot that one, so I created a new one. Maybe you were right. I should write them down."

How to think and act like a professional cricketer.

Meditating on a 4th for golf!

'Does 'Amen' mean 'Send'?'

A Better Life

Whatever it is I usually think about.

Man knitting to other: 'My doctor prescribed golf to get my mind off business, then tennis to get my mind off golf, then bowling to get ...'

Get Your Head Out Of Your Phone