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"Don't worry about John. He just went to a hypnotist to improve his game."

Meditating on a 4th for golf!

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

"Uptight End"

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

'If you can't control your temper,sister,you shouldn't be playing this game!'

'By George, this one I think I'm going to like!'

Golfing with God.

Old man plays golf, supported by his caddy and paramedic.

"How long is this hole!! 540 metres!! I'll need a car to drive that far!!"

'No, even I don't know the secret of golf.'

'I don't feel at home on the range.'

After a lifetime of searching, Leonard finds himself.

'I think things went wrong for me in the fifth round.' 'In hindsight, was that a good time to begin meditating?'

Thanks God!

A Lovely Afternoon of Crazy Golf

'I know Joe's sight isn't all that but the captain's not going to like it.'

Too many beers at lunch?

How to think and act like a professional cricketer.

'Of course I'm concerned with green issues...'

"It's only a game, according to my psychiatrist."

Mental Telepathy Video Games.

"Be the ball. Be the pins. Be the lane. Be the shoes."

"I'd like to take it for a test drive."

'You won't need those up here. He can't stand golf.'

'Every Sunday I thank God that I'm an atheist!'

'To control his blood pressure, his doctor said he needs to take his medication, watch his diet and improve his golf game.'

Football Meditation

Guru to guru playing golf: 'I don't think you're cut out for this life'.

Just Do It/Just Do Without It.

"Well boys, after everything this team has been through, what do you think - is baseball a metaphor for life, or isn't it?"

Meditating on a 4th for golf!

Golf Practice.

'How many times have I told you not to play in this weather? I'm getting tired of thawing you out.'