Enlightened Golfer T-Shirts

Guru to guru playing golf: 'I don't think you're cut out for this life'.

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

Golf lessons

Golfer wears 'How's my driving?' t-shirt.

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

'I wonder why my master never makes it into the Master's Tournament?'

God in the bunker.

'Don't move.'

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

"How long is this hole!! 540 metres!! I'll need a car to drive that far!!"

'No, even I don't know the secret of golf.'

"Duh!"

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Dog fetching golf ball

A Lovely Afternoon of Crazy Golf

"A preliminary census report indicates that for the first time in our nation's history female anthropologists out-number male professional golfers."

'I know Joe's sight isn't all that but the captain's not going to like it.'

"He,he!. . . Some guy on the ninth hole is going crazy looking for this!"

'Stop your complaining it was the only cart left.'

Brian McMahon's hobby? Being hit by as many pro golfers as possible.

"I'd rather be golfing...and I am."

Rory McIlroy

Too many beers at lunch?

Pest control.

Meditating on a 4th for golf!

TOLD YOU TO TAKE LESSONS FROM GOLF PRO

Addressing The Ball

"I hate playing with pros!"

"Somewhere we must have strayed off the course."

Slippery hand golfer

"Jack, can you earn a living with your golf... starting tomorrow?"

"No, Dad, I'm not practicing to be a golfer when I grow up! I'm practicing to be a doctor!"

Women Golfers

'Of course I'm concerned with green issues...'

'Doctor, when you said you were going to put me on an exercise program, this is not what I had in mind.'