Enlightened Golfer Pillows

Guru to guru playing golf: 'I don't think you're cut out for this life'.

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

Golf lessons

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

'I wonder why my master never makes it into the Master's Tournament?'

'Don't move.'

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

"How long is this hole!! 540 metres!! I'll need a car to drive that far!!"

'No, even I don't know the secret of golf.'

"Duh!"

A Lovely Afternoon of Crazy Golf

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Dog fetching golf ball

"A preliminary census report indicates that for the first time in our nation's history female anthropologists out-number male professional golfers."

'I know Joe's sight isn't all that but the captain's not going to like it.'

"He,he!. . . Some guy on the ninth hole is going crazy looking for this!"

"I'd rather be golfing...and I am."

Pest control.

Meditating on a 4th for golf!

Too many beers at lunch?

TOLD YOU TO TAKE LESSONS FROM GOLF PRO

"Jack, can you earn a living with your golf... starting tomorrow?"

"Somewhere we must have strayed off the course."

Addressing The Ball

Slippery hand golfer

'Of course I'm concerned with green issues...'

Women Golfers

"I hate playing with pros!"

"No, Dad, I'm not practicing to be a golfer when I grow up! I'm practicing to be a doctor!"

'Doctor, when you said you were going to put me on an exercise program, this is not what I had in mind.'

'This is the hole I was telling you about!'