Vision-focused Golfer Pillows

'I know Joe's sight isn't all that but the captain's not going to like it.'

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Golf lessons

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

Golfer wears 'How's my driving?' t-shirt.

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

'I wonder why my master never makes it into the Master's Tournament?'

'If you can't control your temper,sister,you shouldn't be playing this game!'

'Don't move.'

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

Golfing with God.

'If he starts early enough, he could be the next Rory Mcilroy.'

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

'No, even I don't know the secret of golf.'

Happy-Go-Lucky-Father-Of-Two-Avid-Golfer-Longtime-Magnetic-Tape-Salesman-Kiwanis-Member or Thomas Pynchon?

"I enjoy the game so much more since they invented the self-driving ball!"

"Duh!"

A Lovely Afternoon of Crazy Golf

Golf

"It's a special golf bag for beginners - It has a built-in GPS."

Thanks God!

"He,he!. . . Some guy on the ninth hole is going crazy looking for this!"

"A preliminary census report indicates that for the first time in our nation's history female anthropologists out-number male professional golfers."

'Ms. Brown memo to all staff:'FORE'.'

Too many beers at lunch?

Meditating on a 4th for golf!

Brian McMahon's hobby? Being hit by as many pro golfers as possible.

TOLD YOU TO TAKE LESSONS FROM GOLF PRO

Luckily I hit the pin!

Rory McIlroy

'Tell me the truth,Rodney - you've moved the hole haven't you!'

'As soon as the ball reaches the green, I swoop down and steal it: I just love the look on their faces!'