Fashion-forward Golfer Pillows

'I wouldn't be caught dead looking like that!'

'Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?'

"I always carry a spare of trousers. Just in case I get a hole in one."

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

God in the bunker.

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

"I want you to work late. Put on your overtime shoes."

Prosecco Drinker

"How long is this hole!! 540 metres!! I'll need a car to drive that far!!"

'I like to stay fit. Or at least wear a lot of lycra.'

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

"You didn't iron the crease in my pants!! I'm gonna look ridiculous!!"

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Dog fetching golf ball

A Lovely Afternoon of Crazy Golf

'Alan, it's the 11th hole, and that Tiger Woods mask isn't intimidating us...'

'Stop your complaining it was the only cart left.'

The Golfer Gardener

Sorry, coach. My mom says the other football pants are "too revealing."

Pest control.

Too many beers at lunch?

A Flag in One

Look sharp, women! We're shooting video of our game. I hope it shows our huge victory! Goose! It's for seniors to send to college hockey recruiters. So? It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you look playing the game!

A Muscle checking out some shirts made for Muscles

'As soon as the ball reaches the green, I swoop down and steal it: I just love the look on their faces!'

'Do you mind if I play through?'

'Why didn't you stop it?' - 'I didn't want to get my new gloves dirty.'

"Whoa, Fred!! Where'd you get that ridiculous shirt??!"

Using Science In Fashion Design

Apres Golf

'No money. I just want that hysterical outfit you're wearing.'

'Harris, now that you're in upper management, you'll need to up-grade that power tie.'

'Doctor, when you said you were going to put me on an exercise program, this is not what I had in mind.'

"I hate golf...But I Like wearing silly pants."