Fashion-forward Golfer Pillows

'I wouldn't be caught dead looking like that!'

'Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?'

"I always carry a spare of trousers. Just in case I get a hole in one."

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

"How long is this hole!! 540 metres!! I'll need a car to drive that far!!"

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

Prosecco Drinker

'I like to stay fit. Or at least wear a lot of lycra.'

"I want you to work late. Put on your overtime shoes."

"You didn't iron the crease in my pants!! I'm gonna look ridiculous!!"

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Dog fetching golf ball

A Lovely Afternoon of Crazy Golf

The Golfer Gardener

Pest control.

A Flag in One

Too many beers at lunch?

A Muscle checking out some shirts made for Muscles

"Whoa, Fred!! Where'd you get that ridiculous shirt??!"

'Do you mind if I play through?'

'As soon as the ball reaches the green, I swoop down and steal it: I just love the look on their faces!'

'Why didn't you stop it?' - 'I didn't want to get my new gloves dirty.'

Using Science In Fashion Design

Apres Golf

'Harris, now that you're in upper management, you'll need to up-grade that power tie.'

'Doctor, when you said you were going to put me on an exercise program, this is not what I had in mind.'

"I hate golf...But I Like wearing silly pants."

"That's a lovely tee-shot." - "Well, thank you, it matches my underpants."

"He must be the new bigwig in Accounting."

'Every Sunday I thank God that I'm an atheist!'