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Fashionable Golfer

I guess she had other plans for you.

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

An Eskimo ice fishing on a golf course.

Golfballs 19th drinking hole

"Instead of eggs, you're going to look after the lost balls in the water hazards."

"Would you like Daddy to tend the pin?"

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

The natural selection process in golf.

'No pressure, Louie!!'

"You didn't iron the crease in my pants!! I'm gonna look ridiculous!!"

"The seventh green is gonna be a bitch!"

"Not just Sundays, I think it's a sin for you to play any day!"

'Ben believes looking suave is the most important part of fly fishing.'

A Lovely Afternoon of Crazy Golf

'I can just make it out. She's saying 'call my hairdresser'.'

'Take ten years off the top.'

'Can we do a quick respray to match her super new outfit?'

"Sigh! No boating today." "For? Damn!" "Okay, prep her. Oh, and cancel my tee time." "How elective surgery really works."

"This is our new one-piece for the more mature ladies."

Skunk dreaming.

Roman Golfer.

'Remember I said almost anyone can learn to play golf, well you're the almost.'