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I guess she had other plans for you.

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

Ladies Fashions - "Money isn't tight - you are!"

'I don't even care about the score, catty. I just enjoy the long walk.'

"I'm thinking of changing my parting."

Golfers forming the raising the flag on Iwo Jima.

The Masters.

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

An Eskimo ice fishing on a golf course.

Golfing with Obi-Wan Kenobi. May the fours be with you! Especially of the par fives.

"Would you like Daddy to tend the pin?"

In case he wore pants that weren't gaudy enough for golf, Len kept some cans of spray paint in his bag.

Golfballs 19th drinking hole

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

"Instead of eggs, you're going to look after the lost balls in the water hazards."

The natural selection process in golf.

'No pressure, Louie!!'

"You didn't iron the crease in my pants!! I'm gonna look ridiculous!!"

"The seventh green is gonna be a bitch!"

'Can we do a quick respray to match her super new outfit?'

'Ben believes looking suave is the most important part of fly fishing.'

'Alan, it's the 11th hole, and that Tiger Woods mask isn't intimidating us...'

'I can just make it out. She's saying 'call my hairdresser'.'

"This is our new one-piece for the more mature ladies."

Skunk dreaming.

A sand trap is also called a "bunker." That makes no sense. A "bunker" is usually a place to avoid a disaster, not create one.

"Not just Sundays, I think it's a sin for you to play any day!"

On particularly buggy days, Carl wore his citronella candle cap.

A Lovely Afternoon of Crazy Golf

"Sigh! No boating today." "For? Damn!" "Okay, prep her. Oh, and cancel my tee time." "How elective surgery really works."

'Take ten years off the top.'

Roman Golfer.