Golf Fashion Critic T-Shirts

'No money. I just want that hysterical outfit you're wearing.'

'I hope you replace your divots.'

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

The golfer apologized for all his affairs. The governor regrets all his affairs. So does the former presidential candidate. I don't get the abstinence until marriage idea. Shouldn't it be abstinence AFTER marriage?

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

'On this hole you don't drive, just putt.'

"I think your tailor has seriously miscalculated your rise, Herbert."

'I tried on these jeans. I didn't think they were stretch jeans, but they stretched.'

"You didn't iron the crease in my pants!! I'm gonna look ridiculous!!"

'Alan, it's the 11th hole, and that Tiger Woods mask isn't intimidating us...'

A Lovely Afternoon of Crazy Golf

"This would be perfect! If it were a different style, in a different color, from a different store."

'No, I don't like them, their shirts make me look fat.'

'You won't come out with me in MY outfit when I stay in with you in THAT outfit?'

"Well, I think they fit perfectly."

Style Consultant

A Flag in One

"Do you have any camouflage pants? I want to hide my hips."

"My tailor just won't accept that I've grown as a person."

"Whoa, Fred!! Where'd you get that ridiculous shirt??!"

"...Now will you believe me! It's too...big!"

"Inspected by #16."

Using Science In Fashion Design

'The fad is to wear hospital staff uniforms - not patient gowns!'

The Sea Angler: And warm sensible clothing is vital for full enjoyment of the sport.

'I've sewn a little handkerchief pocket inside his shorts for phlegm.'

Apres Golf

Zoo. The idea to dress the animals in clothes in not working out well. The leopard refuses to try anything new. A leopard will never change its spots. Ironically, the penguins are most uncomfortable on casual Friday. Penguins like their formal wear. If I get a button off line when dressing the girafde, I'll be behind schedule all day. Worst of all, zebras has a horrible fashion sense. Yikes! Stripes with plaids!

Shrink Resistant Shirts. That means they shrink but they don't want to.

"Too dressy?"

'Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?'

"I hate golf...But I Like wearing silly pants."

"I always carry a spare of trousers. Just in case I get a hole in one."

'Let him play thru, Harry.'