Golf Fashion Critic Gifts

'I hope you replace your divots.'

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

'On this hole you don't drive, just putt.'

"I think your tailor has seriously miscalculated your rise, Herbert."

'I tried on these jeans. I didn't think they were stretch jeans, but they stretched.'

"You didn't iron the crease in my pants!! I'm gonna look ridiculous!!"

A Lovely Afternoon of Crazy Golf

"This would be perfect! If it were a different style, in a different color, from a different store."

'You won't come out with me in MY outfit when I stay in with you in THAT outfit?'

'No, I don't like them, their shirts make me look fat.'

"Well, I think they fit perfectly."

A Flag in One

Style Consultant

"Whoa, Fred!! Where'd you get that ridiculous shirt??!"

"Do you have any camouflage pants? I want to hide my hips."

"My tailor just won't accept that I've grown as a person."

The Sea Angler: And warm sensible clothing is vital for full enjoyment of the sport.

"Inspected by #16."

'The fad is to wear hospital staff uniforms - not patient gowns!'

"...Now will you believe me! It's too...big!"

'I've sewn a little handkerchief pocket inside his shorts for phlegm.'

Apres Golf

Using Science In Fashion Design

"Too dressy?"

'Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?'

"I always carry a spare of trousers. Just in case I get a hole in one."

"I hate golf...But I Like wearing silly pants."

'Dang animal activist! I'm wearing mink because I am one!'

"That's a lovely tee-shot." - "Well, thank you, it matches my underpants."