Golf Course Fashionistas Gifts

Fashionable Golfer

Free Range Golfers

I love tennis

George Best

"Would you like Daddy to tend the pin?"

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

In case he wore pants that weren't gaudy enough for golf, Len kept some cans of spray paint in his bag.

"You didn't iron the crease in my pants!! I'm gonna look ridiculous!!"

'Alan, it's the 11th hole, and that Tiger Woods mask isn't intimidating us...'

"Sigh! No boating today." "For? Damn!" "Okay, prep her. Oh, and cancel my tee time." "How elective surgery really works."

A Lovely Afternoon of Crazy Golf

On particularly buggy days, Carl wore his citronella candle cap.

'Where's your other glove?'

Football haircuts.

New England kit arriving today - "What time's rip-off ?"

The circular nature of running wear.

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

Methuselah shoots his age.

A Flag in One

Eccentric clothing may tend to interfere with play.

'Tell me the truth,Rodney - you've moved the hole haven't you!'

Just married.

"Whoa, Fred!! Where'd you get that ridiculous shirt??!"

'Why didn't you stop it?' - 'I didn't want to get my new gloves dirty.'

'I want a transfer-I'm fed up wearing this same outfit week after week!'

"We're adding to the 'home' and 'away' shirt ranges with our new 'alternate Tuesdays in March' option!"

Using Science In Fashion Design

"First our jobs. Now they're coming for our leisure."

Apres Golf

'Washing hanging on the golf flag.'

'Human resources? This firm is totally lacking in ingenuity. Hire some ingenues at once.'

"Actually, I'm not a New York Yankees fan. I'm a New York Yankees cap fan."

'No money. I just want that hysterical outfit you're wearing.'

'Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?'

"I always carry a spare of trousers. Just in case I get a hole in one."